†Shut Up Mason`

“I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.”
— (via keep-that-pussy-wet)

(Source: angelicpanic, via keep-that-pussy-wet)

pussypoppinhannstand:

when you realize we all turned into squidward

(via sodamnrelatable)